2024 Tus sau: Harry Day | [email protected]. Kawg hloov kho: 2023-12-17 15:46
- Ntsib !!! Cov neeg hais lus tau nrov nrov, ua rau cov neeg coob coob tuaj koom nrog. - Ntsib! Nws yog tus txiv neej yooj yim thiab tsis paub, kab tsis tseem ceeb, haus luam yeeb saum ntuj. Tab sis ib hnub zoo nws paub tias nws tsis tuaj yeem ua neej nyob zoo li no ntxiv lawm, thiab koom nrog hauv qhov kev ua si zoo "Race Race"! Nws pib los ntawm hauv qab heev, tab sis ib qib zuj zus nws tau kov yeej ntau dua thiab muaj ciam teb tshiab. Thawj Kub, tom qab ntawd Platinum, tom qab ntawd Ruby, thiab tam sim no - nws tsuas yog tus yeej ntawm "haiv neeg nas" hauv ntiaj teb. Yog li !!!! BRILLIANT RAWS !!!
Cov neeg coob coob tau quaj, tos txais tus hero ntawm hnub ntawd, uas tau khiav tawm ntawm theem zoo siab. Qhov haum, hluas, txiv neej tanned tau tuav nws txhais tes, tshuab hnia, dhia thiab nqis. Thaum qhov kev txaus siab qis me ntsis, Pob Zeb Diamond Rat tau qw:
- Zoo siab kuv zoo siab tau pom koj cov qub tub rog thiab cov tuaj tshiab ntawm kev sib tw nas! Coob leej ntawm koj tau thov kuv, qee tus tau ua rau lawv tus kheej txaus siab, paub, zoo li kuv, txhua qhov kev cia siab ntawm kev muaj xim daj thiab npub! Koj puas xav paub yuav ua li cas kuv mus txog qhov siab tsis tau pom dua?!
- YESAAAAA! - Ntau tus neeg tuaj tshiab tsis txaus ntseeg tau tsaus muag, lawv tau qhwv hauv hnab yas dub los ntawm cov tub ceev xwm saib xyuas kev nyab xeeb, thiab nqa tawm ntawm lub qhov rooj tom qab.
- Yog li mloog FOUR COMMANDMENTS OF RAT RACES PARTICIPANTS! - Pob Zeb Diamond Rat ci nrog luag ntxhi dawb, ua si nrog nws cov leeg thiab txuas ntxiv hauv lub suab nquag:
- Yog li, thawj lo lus txib: YUAV TSUM TSHUAJ! Kev nrawm yog peb txhua yam, tsis muaj nws koj yuav tsis yeej qhov kev sib tw nas! Koj tsis tuaj yeem nres, koj yuav tsum tau ua, txwv tsis pub lwm tus yuav hla koj mus. Yog li, koj yuav tsum npaj rau kev sib tw txij thaum yau, thiab npaj koj cov menyuam rau lawv. Ib txwm maj nrawm rau lawv, tsis txhob muab sijhawm rau lawv xav!
Kev nrawm ntawm Brillianty cov lus tau dhau los ua qeeb me ntsis thiab xav paub ntau ntxiv, tus txiv neej pib taug kev ntsuas thoob plaws theem.
- Kuv yuav qhia koj txog qhov kev sim siab uas tau ua los ntawm peb cov kws tshawb fawb charlatan. Lawv cog peb tsob ntoo xibtes. Ib qho tsis tau kov, thiab nws loj tuaj ntawm nws tus kheej. Qhov thib ob yog fertilized thiab watered raws sijhawm. Cov kws tshawb fawb charlatan nyuaj tshaj plaws thiab tau ua lub luag haujlwm ib puag ncig ntawm peb qhov kev cog qoob loo thib peb, thiab nruab hnub thiab hmo ntuj lawv hais kom tsob ntoo xibtes nrog qw “cia peb loj hlob sai dua! Nqus tau cov as -ham sai dua! Zoo, vim li cas koj thiaj khawb qhov ntawd! Yog tias koj tsis loj hlob tam sim no, peb yuav tawm mus! Au kuv tus Vajtswv, vim yog koj peb tuaj lig! Tsis txhob maj! Qhov kev paub dhau los tau rub cov yub thiab sim lawv qhov zoo tshaj plaws los nthuav nws … Qhov kev mob siab rau thiab lub luag haujlwm, txoj cai? … Yog li muaj dab tsi tshwm sim … Ib tsob ntoo stunted loj hlob tawm ntawm thawj cov yub. Los ntawm qhov thib ob - tsob ntoo qeeb qeeb thiab tsis txaus ntseeg. Thiab los ntawm qhov thib peb …
- AAAAAAAAA! - rov zoo siab rau qhov pom ntawm daim duab ntawm tsob ntoo txiv ntoo uas tau tshwm sim ntawm cov ntxaij vab tshaus, uas nquag thiab nrawm nroos rov qab los, nrog txhua qhov nws zoo li ua rau kev kov yeej ntawm thawj lo lus txib ntawm haiv neeg nas.
- Ib txwm ua nrawm dua !!! - Qhib Pob Zeb Diamond Rat rau hauv lub microphone hauv lub suab tsis zoo, - tsis txhob maj nrawm, khiav mus sai! Ncua kev sib tw - koj yuav tsum khiav tom qab! Kev sib deev nrawm, zaub mov nrawm, tsaug zog sai, lub neej … - thiab lub microphone tig mus rau cov neeg mloog.
- YOOJ YIM! - khaws lub tsev. - Lub neej yog nrawm, nrawm, nrawm, nrawm, nrawm, nrawm !!!
"Qhov Lus txib thib ob …" Pob Zeb Diamond Rat tam sim tig los yuav luag ntxhi. - Qhov tseem ceeb yog qhov RESULT. Koj ua dab tsi hnub no tsis muaj teeb meem yog tias koj tsis mob siab rau ua tiav. Qhov tshwm sim yog kev ua tiav, kev vam meej yog qhov tshwm sim, kev ua tiav zoo yog qhov ua tiav, ua rau muaj kev vam meej. Tsis txhob nug koj cov menyuam tias lawv kawm dab tsi hauv tsev kawm. Ib txwm nug tsuas yog lawv tau qhab nia dab tsi! Ib txwm nug "koj tau ua tiav dab tsi?!". Cov lus tseem ceeb yuav tsum yog "ua siab ntev, Cossack, koj yuav yog ataman!" Qhov ntau koj tiv thiab raug kev txom nyem, qhov txiaj ntsig ntau dua! Kev zoo siab yog khoom vaj khoom tsev los ntawm lub hom phiaj uas tau ua tiav, tsis muaj lwm yam kev zoo siab! Yuav ua li cas peb hu rau ib tus neeg uas tsis muaj qhov tshwm sim uas pom rau txhua tus nrog qhov muag liab qab?
- Loser!
- Kuv hnov tsis tau !!
- Los los !!!
- Hnov!
-LUZE-E-E-EP !!!!
- YOG! Tsuas yog cov neeg swb yeej ntshai koom nrog hauv kev sib tw nas! Thiab tam sim no - cov lus txib thib peb … REST yog qhov cuam tshuam rau koj qhov ua tiav! Thiab koj twb tau hnov qhov no ntawm koj tus kheej, kuv cov phooj ywg! Auj, muaj pes tsawg zaj dab neeg zoo txog yuav ua li cas tib neeg raug kev txom nyem los ntawm qhov tseeb tias lawv siv lawv lub sijhawm tsis ncaj ncees es tsis txhob sib tw hauv peb cov kev sib tw! Dab tsi ntawm cov neeg muaj kev ntseeg siab lawv yog … Koj tab tom nyeem phau ntawv tsis ua haujlwm, uas tsis coj koj mus ze rau qhov ua tiav txawm tias ib pliag - mus rau hauv qhov hluav taws kub !!! Zaum thiab tham nrog koj cov phooj ywg es tsis txhob kub taub hau xa ib qhov project los txog sijhawm kawg - txaj muag! Nws yog kev tu siab rau nyiaj rau kev nyiam ua haujlwm - ua tau zoo, muab tso rau hauv kev lag luam! Thaum koj tab tom txias ntawm no, cov neeg koom nrog hwm nrog txoj hauv kev ua lag luam tau dhau los thiab dhau mus ua tus coj! Yuav ua li cas zoo kawg nkaus lawv cov nplaig liab tau tawm! Yuav ua li cas zoo nkauj puag ncig lub qhov muag pom! Lawv lub tsho zoo li cas, ntub nrog hws, ci dhau! Kev txhaum yog peb tus pab, kev ntxhov siab yog peb tus kws kho mob! Kom sai li sai tau peb so thiab xav filon, dab tsi yuav tuaj yeem cawm?
- Kev ntxhov siab, ntshai, tiv thaiv thiab txaj muag! Kev ntxhov siab, ntshai, tiv thaiv thiab txaj muag! - lub tsev pulsed rhythmically.
- Thaum kawg, nqe lus plaub … Tsis txhob nug "VIM LI CAS", SAY - "NECESSARY!" Zoo … Vim li cas maj?
- TSEEM CEEB!
- Vim li cas thiaj xav tau cov txiaj ntsig ib txwm?
- TSEEM CEEB!
- Vim li cas tso tseg thiab so?
- TSEEM CEEB!
- Kuv pom koj nkag siab txhua yam zoo kawg nkaus. Nco ntsoov - kev vam meej hauv kev sib tw nas yog yam koj xav tau kom ua tiav. Ib me ntsis ntxiv, thiab kuv paub - muaj ntau tus neeg sib cav rau lub npe Ntoo Tsov ntawm koj! Thiab tom qab ntawd, nyob rau hauv lub beckoning deb, Lead, Uranium thiab Plutonium nas tau tos koj! Kuv tseem tsis tau tham txog Pob Zeb Diamond ib txwm … Ib txwm saib ua ntej, tsis txhob saib ib puag ncig thiab tsis txhob tso tseg, cia tus Lead Rat yog koj lub teeb. Thiab ntau ntxiv … Txhua tus ntawm koj tuaj yeem pab txhawb rau cov lus txib ntawm haiv neeg nas, thiab tom qab kuv hais lus, koj tuaj yeem ntxiv lawv!
Mus rau lub suab paj nruag zoo siab, Pob Zeb Diamond Rat tawm ntawm theem. Nws tau mus rau ntawm lub qhov rais, ua pa tsw qab … Nws yeej qhov kev sib tw. Thiab nws tsis muaj lwm qhov chaw khiav. Tsuas muaj ib yam tseem tshuav xwb: kom dhia …
